richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

(via hotboyproblems)

sniffing:

showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

(via unprime)

frigidhearts:

skvtevlldvy:

I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply

ok but my single dollar bill can’t have with itself

ocheano:

one second of silence for all those Mondays i was supossed to start my diet rip

(Source: ocheano, via unpopuler)

castielsteenwolf:

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

The history channel

(Source: odumb)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via hotboyproblems)

shrugging:

you’re my boyfriend i decided 

(via unpopuler)