jinkies i lost my glasses! - velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via nerkmid)

(Source: jewishsanta, via distraction)


bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

(via hotboyproblems)

Some people are so broken,
They get mad at you for being whole.
- (via ecartum)

(Source: jawnsbejawnin, via heylookitstimmy)




Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(via mac-n-z)